sabato 25 ottobre 2014

FUNNY JOKES

Funny Definitions

Father: The banker that nature provides.

Experience : The name men give to their mistakes

Compromise: The art of slicing a cake in such a way that everyone believes they received the biggest piece

A pessimist : an optimist with a lot experience

Monday:
The day after 

Sunday-Funday

Immature:
A word used by boring people to describe fun people
 

Women:
The most confusing creatures that God put on the face of earth.


Gynecologist:
A fool who finds problems where others seek pleasure!

Mother:one person who does the work for 20...for free.


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Doctor: A person who kills your ills with pills then kills you with bills

  Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated
by feminine water-power.

 Reality:
The annoying time between when I wake up and internet access.


  Etc.: An abbreviation that makes others think you know more than you actually do


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Patience:The most important ingredient for dating, marriage and children. See also "tranquilizers."

Marriage:It's a agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and women gains her masterd

 Life Insurance:
A contract that keeps you poor all our life so that you can die rich.

 TOMORROW :
 The best time to do everything you had planned for today.

TEENAGER: 

When you're too young for half the things you want to do and too old to do the other half.


 

NUTELLA:
  The Only Reason To Buy Bread

INTERNET:

The reason you are failing your classes

Valentine's Day: A day when you dream of a candle light dinner, diamonds, and romance, but consider yourself lucky to get a card.




Waterproof mascara:
Mascara that comes off if you cry, shower, or swim, but not when you try to remove it.

ALCOHOL:

 A bitter fluid used to help white people dance

GROUP PROJECT: 

Time to relax while you watch someone wo cares do all the work.

Common sense:
A rare form of intelligence.Only 1 in 12,000 are born with it.


Feminism:
The radical notion that women are people.


Women:
The most confusing creatures that God put on the face of earth.


friend:
one of the many stranger on Facebook

Secret:
something you tell everybody to tell nobody.


GRANDPARENTS: 

 The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right.

GROCERY LIST:. 
What you spend half an hour writing, then forget to take with you to the store.

KISSING:  

A means of getting two people so close together that they can't see anything wrong with each other.

 

PHILOSOPHER: 
 A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

PROFESSOR: 

 Someone who talks in someone else's sleep.


VEGETARIAN:
  Old Indian word for bad hunter.
 

ETERNITY: 
The last two minutes of a football game.

DIPLOMAT: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

DIVORCE:  Future tense of marriage.


FUNNY JOKES

Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second Wife:what is $1000 with me?
Husband:A coin

Wife:Ok give me a coin Husband:wait a second

             ***********

If love is blind,why is lingerie so popular?

                *******

5 Wonders Of The World:
.
1) 2 Girls Sitting Quite..

 2) Wife Not Asking For Money

3) Girlfriend Paying Bill..
.
4) Girls Coming Without Make -Up
.
5) Boys Saying I Love Only 1 Girl






 Every morning              
  I long to hold you          
  I need you,I want you  
  I have to have you.        
  Your warmth,your smell,
  your taste..Ohh Coffee,
   I LOVE YOU!                 


If you fall,I'll be there.
                           -Floor  







Me, behave? Seriously? 
   As a child I saw :
 - Tarzan almost naked 

- Cinderella arrived home after midnight
 - Pinocchio told lies
 - Aladdin was a thief
 - Batman drove over 200 miles an hour
 - Snow White lived in a house with 7 men
 - Popeye smoked a pipe and had tattoos
 - Pac Man ran around to digital music while eating pills that enhanced
his performance
 - Shaggy and Scooby were mystery solving hippies that always had the munchies.
            The fault is not mine! 


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Police: knock knock
Me : Who is it?
Police: it's the police
Me : What do you want?
Police:We just wanna talk
Me: How many of you are there?
Police: 2
Me : Then talk to each other




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Universal LIES
1. I’m not drunk.
 
 2. I won’t hurt you.


3. Lets’ stay friends.

 4. She’s just a friend.


5. I lost your number.


6. I need time to myself.

 7. I’ll start a diet tomorrow.

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